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Okay, even though this has been done to death, we're going to go right ahead and have a cheap smirk at the expense of the Oscar-winning Brokeback Mountain, as iLaugh.com presents to you our list of gay-themed cowboy movies that time seems to have forgotten (okay, they never existed), but might be funny because, you know...gay.

1. The Good, the Bad, and the Shaven
2. Paint Your Wainscoting
3. High Colonic (Preceding Sex)
4. Butch's Cavity and the Bum-Spanked Kids
5. The Pleasure of the Sierra Padre
6. A Fist Fills Your Haunches
7. The Man Who Shot Jack Palance (With a Load)
8. Why Key West Was Fun
9. Gay Out West
10. Red River: The Dirt Path Instead

Bonus Round! Titles that need nary a change:

• Stagecoach (you know, like a dancing coach, for a musical...?)
• Naked Spur
• Little Big Man

I also have to say cheers to my man Steve Shyte for coming up with the brilliant "Cocks-Blow Incident" before I had a chance to publish. Great minds!

Also, a phat shout-out to my homegirl Ann Coulter for her liberal-baiting article about the Oscars, for no reason other than the inspired "Gunfight at the K-Y Corral." I have a new, marginal respect for that woman!