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 the Devil IncarnateTo the best of my recollection, it's been nearly half a year since I last wrote a blog. Lt. Mookman needs a certain amount of fury dwelling within him to get the urge to unleash hell via the typed word. Well a friend helped me to realize that fury and today I return to you with a vengeance!  Read more »

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I Can Haz Animal Abuse?

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Hiya. I’m sure many of you cuddly, little animal lovers have already come across the latest blog craze www.icanhascheezburger.com. The site features adorable photos of itty-bitty kittahs in equally adorable poses with grammatically incorrect captions superimposed on to the images.  Read more »

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Ban Everything!

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So it seems that the state of New York has taken it upon itself to ban every young hip-hop fan’s favourite “N-word.” Hard to believe, I know, so here’s a link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6406625.stm  Read more »

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The Latest Webernet Sensation: “Racial Tiradefeld!”

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So, it's already pretty much old news about Michael Richards, aka Kramer, having a public meltdown in which he accurately profiled various members of his audience as being descendants of African-American heritage.

Well, we here at iLaugh couldn't help but immediately (read: within three weeks) jump on the bandwagon and produce ourselves a hilarious (read: crappy) little cartoon commemorating the fateful incident.  Read more »

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Jihadist Mickey Mouse Beaten to Death!

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Farfour — the lovable, squeaky-voiced, terrorist propaganda-spewing mascot of Palestine's Al-Aqsa TV (a sort of Hamas PBS) — is dead. In the final episode of the kids' show Tomorrow's Pioneers, he gets the rat droppings pounded out of him by an Israeli official who tries to buy his land. Apparently there's some kind of political parable going on here, but it's over our heads.  Read more »

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Pussyfooting Around

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Are you one of those weirdos with both a foot fetish and a vagina fetish? Now you can get both your rocks off at the same time.

With the SiFeet Pussy Foot (sort of NSFW so stick
http://www.stockroom.com/SiFeet-Pussy-Foot-P2958.aspx in your browser), you can get yourself a sexy silicone model of a woman's foot, complete with sparkly pink nail polish. Oh...and did we mention the sole includes "a fully functional and totally fuck-able silicone vagina"?!  Read more »

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The Joy of Being Cooked

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eatme.jpgTalk about carving out a niche: The Suicide Food blog is devoted to documenting ads that portray animals as being happy — no, delighted — to participate in their own slaughter, consumption and ultimate excretion. You've probably noticed this kind of thing before, like that lounge-singing spokescow for HP sauce.  Read more »

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The Death of the Spoken Word

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Instant Messaging (IM) has been around for quite a while now and its popularity has got the panties of phone companies in a bunch. Ever since the golden days of ICQ, youngsters have been using their computers to communicate with each other rather than suffer the hardships of picking up a telephone or (shudder) walking over to someone’s house and visiting them in person.  Read more »

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Three Truths I Recently Learned About St. Patrick’s Day

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  1. Everyone’s a little bit Irish.
  2. Everyone’s a little bit alcoholic. (Actually, given the first point, this one’s a bit redundant.)
  3. Everyone’s a little bit equal to or older than the age of sexual consent.*

*I hope…

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Inspiration for R. Kelly’s Next Hot Single

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“I call this one, ‘Sex in Da Classroom.’”

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Anna Nicole Smith: Insane Clown Hottie

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Just when you thought you’d seen everything, here’s some home footage of Anna Nicole Smith, the Useless Dead Celebrity of the Month™, wearing grotesque clown makeup while clearly bombed out of her gourd on magic mushrooms.

Now that’s GrimSpa, baby.  Read more »

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Heard the One About the Killer Astronaut?

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070206_Astronaut_wide.hlarge.jpgBy now, just about everyone knows about the long, strange trek of Lisa Nowak: a NASA space shuttle pilot who threw on a wig, a trench coat and some diapers (to avoid pee breaks), grabbed a BB gun and some pepper spray (modern equivalents of “phasers on stun”), and drove 900 miles to hunt down a woman she presumed was schtupping her beloved flyboy.  Read more »

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Horse Sex is the New Human Sex

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First, they released that documentary, Zoo, about the dude who died from an equine ass-pounding.

Next, we find out Daniel “Harry Potter” Radcliffe will be starring in a stage production of Equus, the disturbing story of a young stablehand who similarly dug on that neeeeighhh-nal sex.  Read more »

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“Who pissed in YOUR juice box?”

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Why, that would be none other than Daniel Ricketts: world’s most misguided prankster.

Any other questions?

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