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I Can Haz Animal Abuse?

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Hiya. I’m sure many of you cuddly, little animal lovers have already come across the latest blog craze www.icanhascheezburger.com. The site features adorable photos of itty-bitty kittahs in equally adorable poses with grammatically incorrect captions superimposed on to the images.  Read more »

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Ban Everything!

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So it seems that the state of New York has taken it upon itself to ban every young hip-hop fan’s favourite “N-word.” Hard to believe, I know, so here’s a link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6406625.stm  Read more »

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Ask Lou!

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Lou Rubino may be an angry, retired resident of a New Jersey suburb, but he’s still got his opinions. And they’re better than yours, goddammit!

Dear Lou, I want to surprise my husband for our 30th anniversary, but I don’t know what to get him. What’s a special something that lets him know he’ll always be my man. Ideas?

Sincerely,  Read more »

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Three Truths I Recently Learned About St. Patrick’s Day

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  1. Everyone’s a little bit Irish.
  2. Everyone’s a little bit alcoholic. (Actually, given the first point, this one’s a bit redundant.)
  3. Everyone’s a little bit equal to or older than the age of sexual consent.*

*I hope…

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Four Funny Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend this Valentine’s Day

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Valentine's Day: Candy. Flowers. Teddy bears. Pink things. It's all for suckers.

Lt. Mookman has a better way for you to express your love (or abundant lack thereof).  Read more »

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Breaking News: I’m Coming to Get You!

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The internet is destroying news. If a story is over three hours old in the electronic age, it's no longer news. Worse yet, with specialized search engines and category-related news sites, people only see the news that directly interests them.

I'm out here searching the web twenty-four seven, looking for the newest news possible in the hopes it will appeal to more then ten people. But it's hopeless. Just when I finish a great blog on the crazy astronaut chick in diapers, Anna Nicole up and dies, making my old blog yesterday's news.  Read more »

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Support the War On Cold

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3 Cheers for Global Warming!Hey people. For the purposes of this blog, I’m going to just assume the weather has been unseasonably warm all across the globe this winter. I realize I could easily verify this information through any of the web’s various weather sites, but I don’t want to hold off a second longer on getting this article out to my salivating fans.  Read more »

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Getting It Out of Your System: 10 Steps to Lasting Happiness

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Image courtesy of http://www.flickr.com/photos/benbrownAs we all know, we North Americans are sick. And I don't mean in that MTV skater way, as in "sick, dude," I mean literally unhealthy. We're fat. We're overcaffeinated. We're intoxicated, polluted and basically full of crap. And it's killing us.  Read more »

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Exploiting the Indian Small-Penis Industry

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Remember our last entry? Well, if you're an Indian woman, you probably didn't remember your last entry either! But we here at iLaugh Comic Industries just couldn't leave this story alone.

So the Indians, they have lamentably small penii. But what does this mean for the rest of us — that is, the (relatively) enormous-wanged non-Indians in the crowd?  Read more »

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A Theater Owner’s Plea: Stop Snack Piracy!

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Today we bring you a letter from a movie theater owner. His name has been intentionally changed for the sake of anonymity and ironic effect...

"My name is P.J. McMoneyGrubber and I own a movie theater. It's fairly typical as far as movie theaters go; I've got eighteen screens, twelve managers and some thirty teenagers working the floors for minimum wage, all to ensure that you get the best possible moviegoing experience your almost 15-dollar ticket will allow.  Read more »

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