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The Top 10 Least-Interesting Events of All-Time
People love lists. There is no denying that. I hate very-near everything but, I've gotta admit, if I see a list anywhere within my field of vision, you can be damn certain I'm going to read the shit out of it. I'm so in love with lists, in fact, that I'm willing to wager even the most uninteresting of events will become mindblowingly fascinating when ranked from 1 to 10 (and ar Read more »
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Dec 06, 2008 3:02AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
I Can Haz Animal Abuse?
Hiya. I’m sure many of you cuddly, little animal lovers have already come across the latest blog craze www.icanhascheezburger.com. The site features adorable photos of itty-bitty kittahs in equally adorable poses with grammatically incorrect captions superimposed on to the images. Read more »
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Jan 18, 2008 2:40AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Reality TV Causes Cancer!
CBS is at it again! The network that brought you “Decreasingly Attractive People Stranded on an Island with Nothing to Do But Talk About Food They Don’t Have” (Survivor) and “People That Couldn’t Make It On To “Decreasingly Attractive People Stranded on an Island with Nothing to Do But Talk About Food They Don’t Have” But Settled for Being Stuck in a House Full of Cameras With No Activities of Any Kind” (Big Brother) is now the center of controversy Read more »
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Jan 18, 2008 2:39AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Elizarosie Cat Fight
Leave it to early morning television to turn great friends against each other. Rosie O’Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselbeck (formerly of Survivor) engaged in a vicious cat fight this morning on the CBS equivalent of a gabfest served over tea and scrumpets, The View. The two had been very close friends ever since Rosie joined the show in September. Read more »
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Jan 18, 2008 2:30AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Yesterday’s Entertainment News
- Trevor Smith, better known as Busta Rhymes, was arrested Thursday morning for driving under the influence of alcohol. MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) consider this to be a horrendous blow to their recent campaign aimed towards keeping urban youth to stay out of their Escalades after drinking 40s from brown paper bags. Ethel Stagwick of MADD says,
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Jan 18, 2008 2:28AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Scatroll: A Contender to Rick Astley’s Throne Appears!
Unless you've been living under a rock — or for that matter, living in Iraq (LOL @ war!) — then you'll have experienced the "Rickroll" phenomenon by now.
But if not...first of all, bring the troops home! And second, Rickrolling is a practical online joke in which you claim to send someone a "totally awesome link" while actually redirecting them to a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," the shitty, '80sed-out dance-pop song. Read more »
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Aug 17, 2007 12:00PM
Jihadist Mickey Mouse Beaten to Death!
Farfour — the lovable, squeaky-voiced, terrorist propaganda-spewing mascot of Palestine's Al-Aqsa TV (a sort of Hamas PBS) — is dead. In the final episode of the kids' show Tomorrow's Pioneers, he gets the rat droppings pounded out of him by an Israeli official who tries to buy his land. Apparently there's some kind of political parable going on here, but it's over our heads. Read more »
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Jul 07, 2007 12:00PM
Illegal Mexicans Invade Hipster Crit Site!
As much as we've tried to stem the tide of illegal aliens pouring in from south of the border (not Taco Bell, but Mexico), there are still tens of millions of illegal immigrants residing in the U.S. and many others waiting to grab their own slice of the American Frito pie. Read more »
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Apr 13, 2007 12:00PM
Saved by the Bell: Remixed!
Know what's hilarious? A couple of foul-mouthed drunks from Jersey yelling "remixed" dialog over old clips from Saved by the Bell. That's what's freakin' hilarious.
There is nothing remotely ironic, satirical or even clever about this, yet it's nigh vomit-inducing in its hysteriosity. Anti-humor at its very best. Watch how it's done:
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Apr 12, 2007 12:00PM
Big Money Hu$tlaz
Okay, this is just weird. Anyone who thought investment brokers nowadays were nothing more than depraved, misogynist overgrown frat-boy types need only watch this video from the Roth Capital Partners Conference in Laguna Niguel.
The juxtaposition of Ludacris spitting his blingin'-ass lyrics and his go-go hoes dancing in the background, with a bunch of silver-haired suits glued to their cell phones, is enough to convince anyone that today's businessmen are just as influenced by Gecko from Wall Street as they are by Biggie from Ready to Die.
Peep game:
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Mar 13, 2007 12:00PM
David Blaine Breaks World Record for Being Jackass
ENGLAND (JOLLY, OLD) - Illusionist David Blaine today set the Guinness World Record for Jackassery, after announcing his intentions to perform another pointlessly dangerous stunt in Piccadilly Circus later this month.
Blaine — known for his public stunts in which he irritatingly manages to avoid death — attracted attention last summer when he chose to sit atop a 100-foot (30.5-meter) pole for 100 hours (96 metric hours) inside a plastic box above the river Thames, while wearing diapers. Read more »
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Mar 07, 2007 1:00PM
Pitches for Other Horrible TV Shows Inspired by Lisa Loeb’s “#1 Single”
Being single in the city takes on a new twist in “#1 Single,” a new series following Billboard-topping singer Lisa Loeb on
her quest to have it all: love, success, a career and family. The performer’s one-of-a-kind approach to life will be the subject of the new eight-part series, which is set to premiere on E! Entertainment Television in January 2006. Newly single, Loeb is moving back to New York, where she will dip her toe into the dating pool for the first time since college. —Starpulse News Blog Read more »
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Feb 07, 2007 1:00PM
from Randy Blogsac's blog
Who Says Wrestling Ain’t Relevant?
Will someone please tell me how I missed this?
“Cryme Tyme,” WWE’s latest offensively-gimmicked tag team (black rappin’ hoods who steal shit from whitey!) respond to a Krameresque stand-up comic with the most vicious-looking attack I’ve ever seen in a wrestling-type thing. Read more »
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Jan 30, 2007 1:00PM
from Randy Blogsac's blog
Everything George Lucas Touches Turns to Crap
Hey, you didn’t hear it from me. That’s merely the thesis of a clever parody by two of our favorite humorists, Wayne Gladstone and G. Xavier Robillard, in which Lucas gets his grubby midget hands on the reigns of some other Hollywood hits.
Here’s an excerpt (from FLYMF.com — I’d like to think of myself as a rather fly MF myself) of a Lucas-approved Big Chill rejig: Read more »
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Jan 19, 2007 1:00PM
from Randy Blogsac's blog
“Junior” Junior: Metaman Un-Views “Children of Men”
Metaman is iLaugh's resident movie "reviewer." He never actually sees any of the movies he's writing about, but he can usually get the gist of it from the Internet and whatever he overhears in the elevator. Who's got time to watch all that crap, anyway?
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Jan 12, 2007 1:00PM
from Metaman's blog
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