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People love lists.  There is no denying that.  I hate very-near everything but, I've gotta admit, if I see a list anywhere within my field of vision, you can be damn certain I'm going to read the shit out of it.  I'm so in love with lists, in fact, that I'm willing to wager even the most uninteresting of events will become mindblowingly fascinating when ranked from 1 to 10 (and ar  Read more »

According to the Internet’s most trusted site for important and accurate news, Worthy, Weird, and Wacky, Ray Scott, a “burly 64-year-old retiree”, has won the New Hampshire Rock, Paper, Scissors title. Here’s the link: Old Dude RPS Champ. But I think I pretty much gave you all of the important information.  Read more »

If you didn’t already know, “Web 2.0″ is the term everyone’s using to hide the fact that all the good domain names are taken. Oh, they’ll feed you some line of B.S. about “moving desktop applications to the web,” but the fact remains that a good domain is rarer than soap on a Frenchman. Here’s proof:  Read more »

I’m going to warn you in advance that Lt. Mookman comes from a very small town in a very northern part of the country of Canada. Many of these expressions may be entirely indigenous to this strange district.  Read more »

Thanks to some court-mandated community service, iLaugh is pleased to offer up this post juss fo’ tha ho’s — of course, our male readers could also learn a thing or two from our Top Five Tech Hunks!  Read more »

Yes, we introduced you to the venerable Buffalo Beast in our recent Scientology post.  Read more »

Remember our last entry? Well, if you're an Indian woman, you probably didn't remember your last entry either! But we here at iLaugh Comic Industries just couldn't leave this story alone.

So the Indians, they have lamentably small penii. But what does this mean for the rest of us — that is, the (relatively) enormous-wanged non-Indians in the crowd?  Read more »

1. Arrive promptly, bearing flowers or another suitable gift.
2. Shave and shower before you go out, and generally try to look presentable.
3. Plan ahead of time, taking care of such details as a method of
   transportation (car, taxi, limousine) and reservations for a nice
   restaurant.
4. A true gentleman should always offer to pay for dinner on the first date.
5. Conversation should not enter the realm of the personal, controversial or overtly vulgar.
6. Provide a safe, comfortable and reliable means of getting her home.
7. If things become intimate, do not be overly aggressive or forward in your approach; any "rough stuff" is strictly prohibited.
8. No anal.