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So iLaugh was on MSN the other day, talking to our many friends, when we saw an ad for the Lone Star Texas Grill — a Canadian restaurant franchise specializing in Tex-Mex grub.

Anyway, the ad was for their "Talk Like a Texan" contest, in which one submits home-spun Southern witticisms in the hope of winnin' free vittles. As the contest states, "Texan sayings are among the coolest and most creative expressions around — that's why we're looking for more!"

Some of the previously winning entries were indeed quite clever, like "You've got more nerve than a bum tooth." But we feel our entries are fixin' to kick more ass than, say, an extremely abusive father-in-law of some sort.

Take a peek an'/or a gander...