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Are you one of those weirdos with both a foot fetish and a vagina fetish? Now you can get both your rocks off at the same time.
With the SiFeet Pussy Foot (sort of NSFW so stick
http://www.stockroom.com/SiFeet-Pussy-Foot-P2958.aspx in your browser), you can get yourself a sexy silicone model of a woman's foot, complete with sparkly pink nail polish. Oh...and did we mention the sole includes "a fully functional and totally fuck-able silicone vagina"?!
Look at that thing just hanging there, with those bizarre gashes in the soles...one is reminded of nothing less than the Dolorous Passion of our Lord Jesus Christ. That, or the Gangrenous Ulcers of a Really Unfortunate Diabetes Patient. But hey, there's no stigma against wanting to screw stigmata, right?
"The perfect combination of foot and vagina," intones the description. What would an imperfect combination entail, I wonder? "You can passionately fuck the foot in a way you've never been able to before." Exactly how were they doing it before? So many questions, so little sense to it all.
Now, at $105 bucks each, it seems a bit steep. But then again, it couldn't have been easy finding a model with a cooter wedged in her foot, amputating her, and then molding the thing...so in that sense, it's kind of a bargain. I'll take two!