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Farfour — the lovable, squeaky-voiced, terrorist propaganda-spewing mascot of Palestine's Al-Aqsa TV (a sort of Hamas PBS) — is dead. In the final episode of the kids' show Tomorrow's Pioneers, he gets the rat droppings pounded out of him by an Israeli official who tries to buy his land. Apparently there's some kind of political parable going on here, but it's over our heads.

In any case, don't feel too bad for Farfour, kids. As a martyr for the cause of Islamic supremacy, he's almost certainly in paradise right now: floating on a cloud, sipping on cheese-flavored margaritas (non-alcoholic) and enjoying his 72 buxom rodent virgins. Kinda makes your Disneyland look like second prize, huh?