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Welcome to our inaugural edition of Foolin' Yahooligans, where we pit our dirty minds against Yahoo's kid-friendly portal. The goal here is to achieve one or more of the following outcomes:

1. Words that sound dirty, but aren't
2. A tasty double-entendre
3. To collectively bask in the filth that is the English language

If our searches aren't smutty enough for ya, feel free to submit your own!

Round 1:

"Booger"

One match found: Yucky: Snot and Boogers — get the goop on snot and boogers and why people sneeze, from the Yuckiest Site on the Internet. Gross!

"Bugger"

No matches found.

Round 2:

"Paris"

Thirty-eight matches found. Match #1: WebMuseum, Paris — check out this online exhibit of famous paintings, a complete index of artists, and a useful glossary. Awesome!

"Hilton"

Eleven matches found. Match #1: Tracks of Tyler Hilton Album Cover — see the cover of Tyler Hilton's album The Tracks of Tyler Hilton. From Amazon. Groovy!

"Paris Hilton"

One match found: Hilton, Paris — YM magazine interviews the star from The Simple Life. You might be surprised to find out where Paris would want to work if she wasn't an actor [She's an actor? - Ed]. Hot!

"Paris Hilton Sex Tape"

No matches found.

Round 3:

"Dirty"

Four matches found. Match #1: Rotten Truth About Garbage — get an in-depth look at the grimy world of solid waste! Sections
include info about garbage, recycling, and how to live a life that creates less trash. Sweet!

"Sanchez"

One match found: Salvador H. Sanchez Middle School
— This school in El Paso County, Texas, was one of the first to have an Internet yearbook designed completely by students. Damn!

"Dirty Sanchez"

No matches found.

Don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is? Look it up, you perv!