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Remember our last entry? Well, if you're an Indian woman, you probably didn't remember your last entry either! But we here at iLaugh Comic Industries just couldn't leave this story alone.

So the Indians, they have lamentably small penii. But what does this mean for the rest of us — that is, the (relatively) enormous-wanged non-Indians in the crowd?

Well, we've been exploiting their cheap labor for years; now's our chance to exploit their cute li'l love nubs! Entrepreneurs, why not follow the lead of the similarly condom-shy South Africans and come up with a new line of condoms geared specially for the Indian boner?

To get you started, here's a few suggestions for product names (preferably read in an absurdly broad Indian accent). There's one for every mood...

• Clinical: "Dr. Puri's XXXtra Snug"
• Uplifting: "My Small, Brown Love"
• Euphemistic: "Lifestyles UltraFit Junior"
• Incredulous: "I Can't Believe It's a Penis!"
• Refreshing: "Dic-Tacs (Fennel Flavor)"
• Clever: "Scrawndoms"
• Accurate: "Trojan Micropenis (with Aqualube)"
• Playful: "Rubber Baby Bombay Bumpers"
• Apologetic: "I Swear, This Has Never Happened Before, Baby"
• Cruel: "Durex Minimum Invisi-Dick XXS (for Small Penises)"

There. If that doesn't get them Porkin' Hindi, then nothing will. Remember who to thank when you're raking in those rupees!