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Eight Simple Rules I Broke While Dating Your Daughter*

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  1. Arrive promptly, bearing flowers or another suitable gift.
  2. Shave and shower before you go out, and generally try to look presentable.
  3. Plan ahead of time, taking care of such details as a method of
    transportation (car, taxi, limousine) and reservations for a nice
    restaurant.
  4. A true gentleman should always offer to pay for dinner on the first date.
  5. Conversation should not enter the realm of the personal, controversial or overtly vulgar.
  6. Provide a safe, comfortable and reliable means of getting her home.
  7. If things become intimate, do not be overly aggressive or forward in your approach; any "rough stuff" is strictly prohibited.
  8. No anal.

*All "daughters" in this particular instance refer to any women who are equal to or over the age of consent in the reader's respective country of residence**.

**Excluding, of course, Argentina.

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