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Wow. It sure has been a long time since our last encounter. I can’t imagine how hard it must’ve been for you and I apologize with every bit of sincerity that I can muster. I guess I just haven’t been adequately inspired in a while. Read more »
Farfour — the lovable, squeaky-voiced, terrorist propaganda-spewing mascot of Palestine's Al-Aqsa TV (a sort of Hamas PBS) — is dead. In the final episode of the kids' show Tomorrow's Pioneers, he gets the rat droppings pounded out of him by an Israeli official who tries to buy his land. Apparently there's some kind of political parable going on here, but it's over our heads. Read more »
Just testing a theory here. Does nobody else see the resemblance between actress Rosario Dawson from Grindhouse and the monstrous Xenomorph from Alien?
Tell me I'm imagining things, faithful readers!
Are you one of those weirdos with both a foot fetish and a vagina fetish? Now you can get both your rocks off at the same time.
With the SiFeet Pussy Foot (sort of NSFW so stick
http://www.stockroom.com/SiFeet-Pussy-Foot-P2958.aspx in your browser), you can get yourself a sexy silicone model of a woman's foot, complete with sparkly pink nail polish. Oh...and did we mention the sole includes "a fully functional and totally fuck-able silicone vagina"?! Read more »
Know what's hilarious? A couple of foul-mouthed drunks from Jersey yelling "remixed" dialog over old clips from Saved by the Bell. That's what's freakin' hilarious.
There is nothing remotely ironic, satirical or even clever about this, yet it's nigh vomit-inducing in its hysteriosity. Anti-humor at its very best. Watch how it's done:
Just when you thought you’d seen everything, here’s some home footage of Anna Nicole Smith, the Useless Dead Celebrity of the Month™, wearing grotesque clown makeup while clearly bombed out of her gourd on magic mushrooms.
Now that’s GrimSpa, baby. Read more »
By now, just about everyone knows about the long, strange trek of Lisa Nowak: a NASA space shuttle pilot who threw on a wig, a trench coat and some diapers (to avoid pee breaks), grabbed a BB gun and some pepper spray (modern equivalents of “phasers on stun”), and drove 900 miles to hunt down a woman she presumed was schtupping her beloved flyboy. Read more »
Why, that would be none other than Daniel Ricketts: world’s most misguided prankster.
Any other questions?
Looks like the conspiracy to swipe secrets from Coca-Cola's chemical cauldron isn't the only "fake coke" story kicking around the internets (Linky-dink goes to Atlanta's Daily Report, including testimony that the secretary was "too damn stupid" to mastermind the scandal).
This newly popularized YouTube video of a "Synth Coke" ad, wherein some scumbag talks a gaunt crackwhore into sticking around his dingy apartment with the promise of surrogate snow, shows a side of advertising you don't see too much these days — that is, the sub-legal advertising hastily appended to Betamax porno videos in exchange for a handjob and a Styrofoam cup full of Quaaludes.
Have a watch-see:
This brings back crazy memories, because I actually tried Synth Coke back in 1982. I never found out exactly what was in it, but to this day, I refuse to believe the claim on the packaging: "Beats Chlorox!" Read more »
From the funny-fried individuals what brung you www.ChickenHead.com, comes LoserTube: bravely aggregating the most inane camhogging antics YouTube has to “offer.” Or as their nicely two-point-oh slogan puts it: “Exhibitionism. Cretinous prattle.” Read more »
Remember our last entry? Well, if you're an Indian woman, you probably didn't remember your last entry either! But we here at iLaugh Comic Industries just couldn't leave this story alone.
So the Indians, they have lamentably small penii. But what does this mean for the rest of us — that is, the (relatively) enormous-wanged non-Indians in the crowd? Read more »
If this thing could talk it would surely say, "Kill me, kill me now. Every moment of my existence is pure agony!