Wipe that damn smile on your face! :)
As much as we've tried to stem the tide of illegal aliens pouring in from south of the border (not Taco Bell, but Mexico), there are still tens of millions of illegal immigrants residing in the U.S. and many others waiting to grab their own slice of the American Frito pie. Read more »
Know what's hilarious? A couple of foul-mouthed drunks from Jersey yelling "remixed" dialog over old clips from Saved by the Bell. That's what's freakin' hilarious.
There is nothing remotely ironic, satirical or even clever about this, yet it's nigh vomit-inducing in its hysteriosity. Anti-humor at its very best. Watch how it's done:
For years, medical patients have been forced to cope not only with their illnesses, but their ignorance towards the verbiage used by those treating them. Today, I say to you with great joy AND ambitious fury, “IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE POWER BACK!” Read more »
Instant Messaging (IM) has been around for quite a while now and its popularity has got the panties of phone companies in a bunch. Ever since the golden days of ICQ, youngsters have been using their computers to communicate with each other rather than suffer the hardships of picking up a telephone or (shudder) walking over to someone’s house and visiting them in person. Read more »
There is a very strange phenomenon that is becoming more widely recognized in the past few years amongst males. A series of events so cleverly intertwined that when you first start to fit the pieces together they hit you in the face like a steel-toed boot… full of bricks. Any man who’s been a witness to the occurrence in question most assuredly already knows exactly to what I am referring. For the rest of you, I speak of this: the hibernation of the most physically appealing of the fairer sex! Read more »
Okay, this is just weird. Anyone who thought investment brokers nowadays were nothing more than depraved, misogynist overgrown frat-boy types need only watch this video from the Roth Capital Partners Conference in Laguna Niguel.
The juxtaposition of Ludacris spitting his blingin'-ass lyrics and his go-go hoes dancing in the background, with a bunch of silver-haired suits glued to their cell phones, is enough to convince anyone that today's businessmen are just as influenced by Gecko from Wall Street as they are by Biggie from Ready to Die.
Since its recent Academy award win (and for quite a while before that), Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth has garnered a lot of attention from a variety of sources. The man now known as “The Goracle” has a higher approval rating than he ever did while running for president and is looked upon as a champion for the rights of Mother Earth. Read more »
ENGLAND (JOLLY, OLD) - Illusionist David Blaine today set the Guinness World Record for Jackassery, after announcing his intentions to perform another pointlessly dangerous stunt in Piccadilly Circus later this month.
Blaine — known for his public stunts in which he irritatingly manages to avoid death — attracted attention last summer when he chose to sit atop a 100-foot (30.5-meter) pole for 100 hours (96 metric hours) inside a plastic box above the river Thames, while wearing diapers. Read more »
From the Pointless Nitpicking Dept:
I use Yahoo! Mail on a near-daily basis. Like many corporate, family-friendly tryhard sites, the splash page features cutesy stock photos of happy-looking people in order to draw in customers. Read more »
You know you've been seen way too many cheesy, cliché movie trailers when you're reading an article about how circumcision prevents HIV prevention...when suddenly you can literally, physically hear that record-scraping sound in your head: You know, when the needle abruptly slides off the turntable after someone says something particularly zany? Read more »
Just when you thought you’d seen everything, here’s some home footage of Anna Nicole Smith, the Useless Dead Celebrity of the Month™, wearing grotesque clown makeup while clearly bombed out of her gourd on magic mushrooms.
Now that’s GrimSpa, baby. Read more »
Unless you’ve been living under a rock without a wireless Internet connection for the last few hours, you’re well aware of Britney Spears’ head-shaving extravaganza. WHY this is major enough news for us all to be so well aware of it is far beyond me. Nevertheless, I’m going to venture a guess as to Britney’s motives. Read more »