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Horse Sex is the New Human Sex
First, they released that documentary, Zoo, about the dude who died from an equine ass-pounding.
Next, we find out Daniel “Harry Potter” Radcliffe will be starring in a stage production of Equus, the disturbing story of a young stablehand who similarly dug on that neeeeighhh-nal sex. Read more »
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Feb 04, 2007 4:52PM
Fifteen Things I’m Reminded of Upon Looking at Travis Barker, Drummer for Blink 182
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Edvard Munch's The Scream
- That punk-rock kid in high school who tried way, way too hard
- Alternately, the nerdy suburban white kid who got into rap far too late and just didn't "get it" Read more »
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Jan 29, 2007 3:00AM
Snowjobbed: A Personal Account of “Synth Coke”
Looks like the conspiracy to swipe secrets from Coca-Cola's chemical cauldron isn't the only "fake coke" story kicking around the internets (Linky-dink goes to Atlanta's Daily Report, including testimony that the secretary was "too damn stupid" to mastermind the scandal).
This newly popularized YouTube video of a "Synth Coke" ad, wherein some scumbag talks a gaunt crackwhore into sticking around his dingy apartment with the promise of surrogate snow, shows a side of advertising you don't see too much these days — that is, the sub-legal advertising hastily appended to Betamax porno videos in exchange for a handjob and a Styrofoam cup full of Quaaludes.
Have a watch-see:
This brings back crazy memories, because I actually tried Synth Coke back in 1982. I never found out exactly what was in it, but to this day, I refuse to believe the claim on the packaging: "Beats Chlorox!" Read more »
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Jan 26, 2007 3:00AM
Ten Proposed IMF Reforms by U2's Bono
When James Wolfensohn became the ninth World Bank president in May 2005, it knocked rock star/budding economist Bono Vox out of the running. While some believed Bono would have been a sound choice to serve this important role, we feel he'd be better suited as director of the International Monetary Fund.
What are some of Bono's proposed IMF reforms? Read more »
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Jan 22, 2007 3:00AM
Microsoft Out-Squirts Crappy iPhone
Zombie Hunters Protest “Brain Drain”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to what zombie hunters are calling "the most serious case of brain drain ever seen in this country," spokespersons for the American association of Registered Ghoul Hunters (AARGH) launched a protest in Washington, D.C. yesterday.
Almost 500 AARGH members marched outside the White House at noon, protesting a lack of government regulation and support for zombie hunters, described by AARGH chairman James Hilborne as "a dying — or rather, undying — breed." Read more »
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Jan 09, 2007 3:00AM
Getting It Out of Your System: 10 Steps to Lasting Happiness
As we all know, we North Americans are sick. And I don't mean in that MTV skater way, as in "sick, dude," I mean literally unhealthy. We're fat. We're overcaffeinated. We're intoxicated, polluted and basically full of crap. And it's killing us. Read more »
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Jan 08, 2007 4:06PM
Scorpions on a Plane!
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf***in' scorpions on this motherf***in' plane!"
"Well, that's good news — scorpions on crack."
"Someone get this f***in' scorpion off my ass!"
"Why exactly are there scorpions on this plane?" Read more »
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Jan 07, 2007 3:00AM
The Eight Worst Indie Rock Trends of the Last 3¼ Years
Hey folks. Skipjack here, your resident music expert (for the next few hours)! And while bloggers everywhere are scrambling to make their best-of lists for 2006, I've got to get something off my chest.
Let's face it: a lot of today's music suckles the proverbial donkey taint. So while MP3 bloggers out there are scrambling over themselves to identify the top 50 albums of '06 — most of them flash-in-the-pan hippies from Montreal with "wolf" in their name — we at iLaugh have decided to identify just what it is that blows so hard, and so enthusiastically, about today's music. Read more »
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Jan 03, 2007 12:58PM
Exploiting the Indian Small-Penis Industry
Remember our last entry? Well, if you're an Indian woman, you probably didn't remember your last entry either! But we here at iLaugh Comic Industries just couldn't leave this story alone.
So the Indians, they have lamentably small penii. But what does this mean for the rest of us — that is, the (relatively) enormous-wanged non-Indians in the crowd? Read more »
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Dec 12, 2006 3:00AM
Indian Men Have Laughably Small Wangs
If you've been keeping tabs on the latest humiliating news about the human penis, then you've probably heard about the recent small-cocks outbreak in India. Read more »
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Dec 08, 2006 3:00AM
Site o’ the Goddamn Day!
Reeling as we were over those Something Awful douchebags daring to take a shot at the venerable iLaugh Corporation, we were pleased to see that Sympatico/MSN News saw it fit to deem us Site of the Day! Nice. Read more »
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Oct 25, 2006 3:00AM
Kim Jong-il: “I Was Behind the Whole Spinach Thing”
Um, the headline's pretty much all we got. Sorry.
Meanwhile, here's a cute article about everyone's favorite dictator, courtesy of Yahoo or Fox or something. Rode a motorcycle to school? Brother drowned in a pond? Man, that guy's a real character.
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Oct 16, 2006 1:51PM
iLaugh Mascot Found Dead
This is a strange one: So we're stumbling through this dark, rat-infested alleyway, just minding our own business, when suddenly we come across this crime scene, right?
We could barely believe our eyes when we saw the chalk outline of a corpse — shaped exactly like the "iLaugh Guy" from our logo!
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Oct 13, 2006 3:00AM
Top Ten Server Movies
We here at iLaugh have decided to compile the top ten movies for, of, and by computer servers.
Enjoy. Read more »
- You Got Served
- You Got Served
- You Got Served
- You Got Served
- You Got Served
- You Got Served
- You Got Served
- You Got Served
- You Got Served
- Blade
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Apr 26, 2006 3:00AM
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