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Stuff That Pisses Me Off, Volume 7: Winter

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It's only December 17, 2008 and the novelty of winter has officially worn off.  If you're like me, the first snowfall of the year evokes a pleasant, peaceful feeling- everything looks beautiful and Christmas-y.  The dull fall colours have been coated with a fresh blanket of pure white snow, the tree br  Read more »

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Stuff That Pisses Me Off, Volume 6: Entitled Asshole Syndrome

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This debilitating disease is characterized by laziness, a total lack of work ethic, and an inflated sense of entitlement.  The afflicted are often self-righteous and ignorant and feel that the world owes them everything.  They believe they are superior to everyone and somehow deserve more (money, food, mat  Read more »

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Stuff That Pisses Me Off, Volume 5: The Holidays

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OK, I realize that it's only October, but we all know what's just around the corner: THE HOLIDAYS.  There are so many things that piss me off about the holiday season that I don't even know where to begin. Read more »

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The Gardener's Nuggets of Wisdom

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In my time on this planet, I've learned a thing or two....Here are some of my nuggets of wisdom:  Read more »

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Stuff That Pisses Me Off, Volume 3: Eczema

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Winter has seen the return of my nemesis, my adversary, my ARCH ENEMY.  Read more »

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Stuff That Pisses Me Off, Volume 2: Valentine's Day

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Apparently my first attempt at blogging came off a little hateful. (I was described as sounding "mean" and "angry" by my own mother). So I've decided to take my "nice pills", tone down the profanity, and give it another shot. Given the time of year, it was rather easy to come up with a new topic.....  Read more »

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Stuff That Pisses Me Off, Volume 1: The Speakerphone

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Welcome to my infinite series of Stuff That Pisses Me Off.  Every time I encounter something annoying, unnecessary, steeped in bullshit, or fantastically stupid, I'm gonna rant about it.  Why?  Because ranting about shit that I can't change is what angry loners do.  So read on and tell me what you think: whiny little bitch or insightful, humorous, Peter Griffin-esque demi-goddess.

Let us begin with the speakerphone.....  Read more »

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