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“Junior” Junior: Metaman Un-Views “Children of Men”

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Metaman is iLaugh's resident movie "reviewer." He never actually sees any of the movies he's writing about, but he can usually get the gist of it from the Internet and whatever he overhears in the elevator. Who's got time to watch all that crap, anyway?

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Metaman Un-Reviews “Over the Hedge”

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hammy_paper1024.jpgBefore not watching this movie, I must admit I was a bit skeptical. Over the Hedge had the sound of a badly pronounced French action hero movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. As I don't like action hero movies or Jean-Claude Van Damme, the hell if was going fork out $13.50 and two hours of my precious time to catch that flick! But someone mentioned that they thought it was animated. I got to thinking: Wow, a badly pronounced French action hero movie as a cartoon...nope, still didn't work for me.  Read more »

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Meet Metaman: The World’s Least Informed Critic

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Metaman is iLaugh's resident movie "reviewer." He never actually sees any of the movies he's writing about, but he can usually get the gist of it from the Internet and whatever he overhears in the elevator. Who's got time to watch all that crap, anyway?

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