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The Top 10 Least-Interesting Events of All-Time
People love lists. There is no denying that. I hate very-near everything but, I've gotta admit, if I see a list anywhere within my field of vision, you can be damn certain I'm going to read the shit out of it. I'm so in love with lists, in fact, that I'm willing to wager even the most uninteresting of events will become mindblowingly fascinating when ranked from 1 to 10 (and ar Read more »
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Dec 06, 2008 3:02AM
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Staples Business Depot: Seniors' Most Dangerous Predator
To the best of my recollection, it's been nearly half a year since I last wrote a blog. Lt. Mookman needs a certain amount of fury dwelling within him to get the urge to unleash hell via the typed word. Well a friend helped me to realize that fury and today I return to you with a vengeance! Read more »
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Feb 01, 2008 9:36PM
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I Can Haz Animal Abuse?
Hiya. I’m sure many of you cuddly, little animal lovers have already come across the latest blog craze www.icanhascheezburger.com. The site features adorable photos of itty-bitty kittahs in equally adorable poses with grammatically incorrect captions superimposed on to the images. Read more »
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Jan 18, 2008 2:40AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Reality TV Causes Cancer!
CBS is at it again! The network that brought you “Decreasingly Attractive People Stranded on an Island with Nothing to Do But Talk About Food They Don’t Have” (Survivor) and “People That Couldn’t Make It On To “Decreasingly Attractive People Stranded on an Island with Nothing to Do But Talk About Food They Don’t Have” But Settled for Being Stuck in a House Full of Cameras With No Activities of Any Kind” (Big Brother) is now the center of controversy Read more »
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Jan 18, 2008 2:39AM
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Schizofurnia
Wow. It sure has been a long time since our last encounter. I can’t imagine how hard it must’ve been for you and I apologize with every bit of sincerity that I can muster. I guess I just haven’t been adequately inspired in a while. Read more »
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Jan 18, 2008 2:37AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Top 10 Games I’d Like to be Champion Of
According to the Internet’s most trusted site for important and accurate news, Worthy, Weird, and Wacky, Ray Scott, a “burly 64-year-old retiree”, has won the New Hampshire Rock, Paper, Scissors title. Here’s the link: Old Dude RPS Champ. But I think I pretty much gave you all of the important information. Read more »
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Jan 18, 2008 2:31AM
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Elizarosie Cat Fight
Leave it to early morning television to turn great friends against each other. Rosie O’Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselbeck (formerly of Survivor) engaged in a vicious cat fight this morning on the CBS equivalent of a gabfest served over tea and scrumpets, The View. The two had been very close friends ever since Rosie joined the show in September. Read more »
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Jan 18, 2008 2:30AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
When it comes to drunk driving, a Paris better than one
Here’s a True Hollywood Moment for the uncool few of you who don’t follow Paris Hilton’s every move. The unjustifiably-famed heiress was recently arrested for driving under the influence (of alcohol, duh). It appears (from the one article I’m willing to use as research into this matter: this one) she has been tried and convicted and now faces a 45-day sentence behind bars. Read more »
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Jan 18, 2008 2:29AM
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Yesterday’s Entertainment News
- Trevor Smith, better known as Busta Rhymes, was arrested Thursday morning for driving under the influence of alcohol. MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) consider this to be a horrendous blow to their recent campaign aimed towards keeping urban youth to stay out of their Escalades after drinking 40s from brown paper bags. Ethel Stagwick of MADD says,
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Jan 18, 2008 2:28AM
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Ban Everything!
So it seems that the state of New York has taken it upon itself to ban every young hip-hop fan’s favourite “N-word.” Hard to believe, I know, so here’s a link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6406625.stm Read more »
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Jan 17, 2008 10:43PM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Top 10 Medical Merms (Merged Terms)!
For years, medical patients have been forced to cope not only with their illnesses, but their ignorance towards the verbiage used by those treating them. Today, I say to you with great joy AND ambitious fury, “IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE POWER BACK!” Read more »
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Apr 04, 2007 12:00PM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
The Death of the Spoken Word
Instant Messaging (IM) has been around for quite a while now and its popularity has got the panties of phone companies in a bunch. Ever since the golden days of ICQ, youngsters have been using their computers to communicate with each other rather than suffer the hardships of picking up a telephone or (shudder) walking over to someone’s house and visiting them in person. Read more »
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Mar 23, 2007 12:00PM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Hibernation Habits of the Attractive Human Female
There is a very strange phenomenon that is becoming more widely recognized in the past few years amongst males. A series of events so cleverly intertwined that when you first start to fit the pieces together they hit you in the face like a steel-toed boot… full of bricks. Any man who’s been a witness to the occurrence in question most assuredly already knows exactly to what I am referring. For the rest of you, I speak of this: the hibernation of the most physically appealing of the fairer sex!
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Mar 15, 2007 12:00PM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Al Gore: “Death to Kermit!”
Since its recent Academy award win (and for quite a while before that), Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth has garnered a lot of attention from a variety of sources. The man now known as “The Goracle” has a higher approval rating than he ever did while running for president and is looked upon as a champion for the rights of Mother Earth. Read more »
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Mar 08, 2007 1:00PM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Holy Fish Sandwich!
According to an article on MSNBC, KFC is adding a new item to its menu. The ever elusive fish sandwich! Read more »
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Feb 22, 2007 1:00PM
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