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Top Ten Dumb-Ass Web 2.0 Names

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http://www.zombo.com/

If you didn’t already know, “Web 2.0″ is the term everyone’s using to hide the fact that all the good domain names are taken. Oh, they’ll feed you some line of B.S. about “moving desktop applications to the web,” but the fact remains that a good domain is rarer than soap on a Frenchman. Here’s proof:  Read more »

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Re-Head Canada’s PM!

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http://www.hamiltonspectator.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=hamilton/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1149630614222&call_pageid=1020420665036&col=1014656511815In case you're not up on your Canadian news, beaver pelts are still holding steady at two shillings a satchel, and a bunch of wacko terrorist-types were nabbed in a big sting operation  Read more »

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War of Words Escalates in Softwood Lumber Dispute

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www.phong.comThe importing of Canadian softwood lumber into the United States remains the single largest point of contention between these two nations.

Government officials on both sides of the issue are exercising caution with their soundbites but as the dispute rages on, other folks more directly affected by the dispute aren't mincing words.  Read more »

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Our Latest Weapon in the War on Terror: Robot Dogs

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If this thing could talk it would surely say, "Kill me, kill me now. Every moment of my existence is pure agony!

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A Theater Owner’s Plea: Stop Snack Piracy!

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Today we bring you a letter from a movie theater owner. His name has been intentionally changed for the sake of anonymity and ironic effect...

"My name is P.J. McMoneyGrubber and I own a movie theater. It's fairly typical as far as movie theaters go; I've got eighteen screens, twelve managers and some thirty teenagers working the floors for minimum wage, all to ensure that you get the best possible moviegoing experience your almost 15-dollar ticket will allow.  Read more »

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The Star Wars Kid: What Could Have Been

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We've got one thing to say to you, Ghyslain Raza: You blew it.

Yes, your little wiener friends were wrong to take that video of you dancing around with a broomstick like it was a lightsaber and then post it on the Internet; and yet in so doing they made you a star, giving you a title with the kind of instant recognition that most camwhores would kill for — The Star Wars Kid.  Read more »

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Wow, This Dude Really Likes Ecstasy

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The Internet is still reeling from the news of a new record in long-term ecstasy consumption — this man took 40,000 tablets over a period of nine years! Dude must've gone through more pacifiers than Maggie Simpson!  Read more »

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Move Over Citizen Kane, The Benchwarmers Opens Today

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The ancient Mayan calendar foretells a celestial anomaly: a rare alignment of stars set to occur in the year 2012. Too bad they got the date wrong, 'cause The Benchwarmers opens today!!  Read more »

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Your Prayers Can Kill

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Medical News Today (the most trusted website covering Today's Medical News) published the results of American Heart Journal's research carried out on some 1,800 heart bypass patients, and the God-fearing churchies who prayed for their recovery.  Read more »

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Friday Feature: Foolin’ Yahooligans!

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http://www.yahooligans.com

Welcome to our inaugural edition of Foolin' Yahooligans, where we pit our dirty minds against Yahoo's kid-friendly portal. The goal here is to achieve one or more of the following outcomes:  Read more »

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Apple Stuns World With iVolume

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Apple Computer stunned both the tech world and the music industry yesterday by
announcing the next ground-breaking feature for their iPod music players and iTunes software.  Read more »

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Aussies Vs. Brits: Oh, It’s Definitely On!

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Now me, I can barely make out the difference between the two, but apparently a country called "Australia," which is also a continent and located in something called the Southern Hemisphere, came up with this deliberately cheeky tourism campaign:

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